They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
Psa 92:14
Senior Adult Ministries Mission Statement
To encourage those in our Fellowship who are 50 and over to participate in activities that foster spiritual growth and health, age-level educational pursuits, evangelistic outreach, and wholesome fellowship events. To promote strong focal points of need so that people may be involved in an area that interests them.
Merry Medicine
Laughter Doeth the Heart Good like a Medicine! Enjoy this Merry Medicine from the SAM (Senior Adult Ministries) website!
When my grandson, Andy, was five, he sat through a teaching by our pastor about good kings and bad kings. When he got to Sunday school, his teacher asked what Pastor had taught about, and Andy said he had talked about bad kings. She asked why they were bad, and Andy answered: "Because they threw eggs at all the people." The teacher asked him to explain, and Andy replied: "Well, Pastor said the king put heavy yolks on all the people."
My great granddaughter was four years old when she heard about how God created everything. She said, "Well, He must have done it all with His left hand because Jesus is sitting on His right hand."
Miriam Machovec
A highway patrolman stopped a man for speeding. While the patrolman was coming to his car, the man quickly fastened his seat belt.
When asked if he always drove with the seat belt fastened, the man replied, "Oh, yes, sir! Yes, sir!"
Patrolman: "Do you always thread it through the steering wheel like that?"
Diet Plan for the Holidays:
Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost 5 pounds."
When Mr. Smith returned, he had lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Mr. Smith nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead by the end of that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping!"
Nostalgia is when you find the present tense and the past perfect.
An experienced and appreciated husband is one who remembers his wife's birthday but forgets which one it is.
A burglar entered a minister's house at midnight. Drawing his gun, he said, "If you stir, I'll shoot you. I just want your money." "Let me get up and turn the light on," said the minister, "and I'll hunt with you."
Frequent naps prevent old age-especially if taken while you are driving.
Little Alex asked his grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Alex thought for a moment and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?"